A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. Lao-tzu (c.500BC)
All that is gold does not glitter; nor all those that wander are lost. J.R.R. Tolkien (1892-1973)
As I was going up the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish, I wish he'd stay away. Hughes Mearns (1875-1965)
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
Confusion never reigns but it pours.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Geography is everywhere.
How can you know what you think until you open your mouth and hear what you say?
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you achieved?
I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam.
Information is not knowledge; knowledge is not wisdom; wisdom is not truth; truth is not beauty; beauty is not love.
I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
I used to be conceited, but now I'm absolutely perfect.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
If the human brain were simple enough to understand, we'd be so simple we couldn't.
Ignorance is the mother of admiration. George Chapman (1559?-1634)
In each of us there is a little of all of us. Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742-1799)
In the beginning was the word. And the word was 'Aardvark'.
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Steven Wright (1955-)
It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up. Somerset Maugham (1874-1965)
Lazy people have no spare time.
Never trust anybody who says "trust me".
nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands. ee cummings (1894-1962)
Nothing, like something, happens anywhere. Philip Larkin (1922-1985)
One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
'Onomatopoeia' is spelled the way it sounds.
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow. Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Sick yaks leave light tracks.
So near and yet so what?
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Paul Fix
The superfluous is very necessary. Voltaire (1694-1778)
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. Werner Heisenberg (1901-1976)
Whither atrophy?
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? La Rochefoucauld (1613-1680)
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Alexander Wolcott
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
My smoking might be bothering you, but it's killing me.
My virtue's still far too small, I don't trot it out and about yet. Colette (1873-1954)
Never practice two vices at once. Tallulah Bankhead (1902-1968)
Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.
Temptation laughs at the fool who takes it seriously.
Vice is its own reward. Quentin Crisp (1931-)
Virtue has never been as respectable as money. Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Virtue is its own revenge. E.Y. Harburg
While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.
Be the first to say what is self-evident, and you are immortal. Marie Ebner-Eschenbach (1830-1916)
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. Aeschylus (525BC-456BC)
Let us not look back in anger or forward in fear, but around in awareness. James Thurber (1894-1961)
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Some folk are wise; and some are otherwise. Tobias Smollett (1721-1771)
Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not. George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom. William Blake (1752-1827)
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. Samuel Palmer (1805-1881)
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. Michael Winner (1935-)
Buses stop at bus stations, trains at train stations, and my desk has a workstation.
Doing nothing is tiring because you can't stop to rest.
Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back until it starts to work.
I always arrive late to work, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I do most of my work sitting down. That's where I shine. Robert Benchley (1889-1945)
I like work, I can sit and watch it for hours.
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play. John Cleese (1939-)
People who do the world's real work don't usually wear ties.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. Ogden Nash (1902-1971)
The only person who got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there is less competition. Indira Gandhi (1917-1984)
Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.
We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. Herbert Hoover (1874-1964)
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
'Heartless Cynics' the young men shout,
Blind to the world of Fact without;
'Silly Dreamers' the old men grin,
Deaf to the Purpose within. W.H. Auden (1907-1973)
The folly of youth is wasted on the young.
Youth is such a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
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